David from Russia

So, I just turned another year older—and instead of the usual cake, candles, and hangover, the universe decided to give me the kind of storyline that feels like a rejected Netflix pilot. Let’s break it down: 🎂 The Birthday Bash Birthdays at this age hit differently. Less about “yay, another year of wisdom!” and more about “please, God, let my back not lock up when I sneeze.” Still, I celebrated like a champ and even managed to make a few memories that will follow me for the rest of my life. Or at least until my friends stop roasting me about them. 😘 The Cousin Conundrum Now here’s where things got… cinematic. Somehow, in the chaos of the birthday celebrations, I kissed two girls. Plot twist: they were cousins. Not siblings, not strangers—cousins. Like, Hallmark Channel meets Jerry Springer. The kind of situation you only realize is insane after the second “wait… you two are related?!” Let me tell you, there’s no guidebook for backing out of that one gracefully. 🎭 Getting Pl...

Today marks the close of my contract with the State of New Hampshire, Department of Information Technology. I want to sincerely thank the team at DoIT for the opportunity to contribute to some truly impactful work in public service. It was a privilege to support the state’s critical IT infrastructure and collaborate with such dedicated professionals. I’m actively exploring new opportunities where I can bring strong systems engineering, infrastructure, and cybersecurity expertise to a mission-driven team. If you know of any openings, or just want to connect, I would love to hear from you. Onward and upward! #IT #CyberSecurity #Infrastructure #SystemsEngineering #OpenToWork #PublicService #Thankful #DoIT #StateofNH #NewHampshire #NH

 People ask me a lot - do you miss Russia? Yes. I do. I wish I could travel and visit my family over there. To see my beautiful city I was born in, Smolensk. I wish I could book a flight right now. But there are some limitations. I am technically viewed as a Russian citizen still. The country is currently at war. My Russian passport is long expired. My ties with US government make it a little tricky. I would love to set foot in Russia knowing I would not be locked up and out in prison for simply being American. If I can have someone guarantee 100% safety, please let me know.

 There’s something magical about a recipe that asks you to dump everything into one pot, walk away, and come back to something that smells like childhood memories and warm hugs. This Crockpot Chicken and Dumplings is my go-to when I need comfort, calm, and carbs — preferably all at once. I started making this dish during one of those weeks when everything was going wrong. You know the type: bad sleep, inbox full of passive-aggressive emails, and a fridge that looked like it had been abandoned in a zombie apocalypse. But I had a can of biscuits, some chicken, and a slow cooker — and that’s all I needed to bounce back. 🛒 Ingredients You Probably Already Have 1 onion, chopped 1 1/4 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts 1 tsp. dried oregano Kosher salt & black pepper 2 cans of cream of chicken soup (10.5 oz.) 2 cups low-sodium chicken broth 4 sprigs fresh thyme 1 bay leaf 2 stalks celery, chopped 2 large carrots, peeled and chopped 1 cup frozen ...

 Happy 4th of July to the United States of America and all my fellow Americans. Whether you agree with the current politics or not, it is time to put that aside and simply enjoy the fact we do have certain freedoms here that we take for granted. I wish all of you have an amazing day and enjoy times with your family and friends.

 Let me be blunt. It’s 2025. We’ve got high-speed internet, encrypted VPNs, cloud platforms, remote monitoring, ticketing systems, and full-blown virtual infrastructure. So why the hell are companies still dragging IT professionals into the office like it’s 1998? Seriously... what is the logic? We’re the people who literally built the remote work systems that kept companies alive during the pandemic. We maintain servers, patch security holes, deploy updates, respond to incidents, automate backups, and monitor uptime...all from a terminal. I can reboot your domain controller from my couch in 12 seconds flat while drinking bad coffee and wearing sweatpants. The only reason I should be commuting is if a data center is on fire. But no. Corporate America wants warm bodies in office chairs. They want to “see” you working. Never mind the fact that we’re more productive at home, with fewer distractions and zero soul-crushing traffic. Never mind the hours saved on commuting that we often r...