Life Lately: Birthdays, Cousins, and Cosmic Comedy
So, I just turned another year older—and instead of the usual cake, candles, and hangover, the universe decided to give me the kind of storyline that feels like a rejected Netflix pilot. Let’s break it down: 🎂 The Birthday Bash Birthdays at this age hit differently. Less about “yay, another year of wisdom!” and more about “please, God, let my back not lock up when I sneeze.” Still, I celebrated like a champ and even managed to make a few memories that will follow me for the rest of my life. Or at least until my friends stop roasting me about them. 😘 The Cousin Conundrum Now here’s where things got… cinematic. Somehow, in the chaos of the birthday celebrations, I kissed two girls. Plot twist: they were cousins. Not siblings, not strangers—cousins. Like, Hallmark Channel meets Jerry Springer. The kind of situation you only realize is insane after the second “wait… you two are related?!” Let me tell you, there’s no guidebook for backing out of that one gracefully. 🎭 Getting Pl...